06 Sep 2016

Free stuff is what we live for, right? We take the shampoo and conditioners in hotels, we always take more than one tester from those tester plates at the bakery and we like to make the damn most of our birthday. Okay, pretty much all of these require you to sign up with an email address (it’s like currency) but, pro tip: have a separate email address for signing up to sh*t. Then just sign in on your birthday to print out all your vouchers and freebies. Double win!

1. One Free Boost Juice

If you’re a part of the Boost Vibe Club (or sign up on the day), it’s all yours baby.

2. A Complimentary House Wine or Draught Beer at Vapiano

Going out for a nice restaurant meal? Before your birthday, sign up for Vapiano’s Fanaticos club – they’ll send you a voucher in your email.

3. A Free Kebab from Ali Baba

Hitting the clubs on your birthday? Make sure you sign up to their Ultimate Rewards. Not much online, but presumably you can just show your ID and the kebabs will be rolling your way.

4. 2 Free Games At AMF Bowling

Get on their Roller Club grind and you’ll get emailed a voucher so you can grab some pals and play with balls allll day.

5. $30 bucks at Ribs And Rumps

So you’re essentially paying for this stuff with your email address but it’s totally worth it right? Sign up to their rewards program and they’ll email you a voucher a week in advance.

6. Free Churros for Two at San Churros

Yup, just sign up to their newsletter!

7. Free Single Fillet Bondi Burger At Oporto

Just gotta go, signuptotheirthingytoclaim.

8. A Free Sub and Drink at Subway

You know the drill! It’s emailed a day before your birthday but it’s only available at participating stores- cheeky buggers. Better sus out those T&Cs before you waltz in!

9. Free Ice Cream and a Discounted B’Day Cake at Baskin Robbins

Sign up to the thing.

10. Kikki-K Will Give Ya $10 To Spend

Get yourself a diary or buy ya mum one- you’ve just gotta sign up.

Start your day with a free boost, get into some Bowling and then have some vino at Vapianos. Finish your meal with some Baskin Robbins, get a pressie at Kikki-K, down a Bondi burger before dinner while your mate downs your Subway, top off all the eating by grabbing some Ribs and Rumps for dinner. Go out clubbing (you always get free sh*t on your birthday then) and down a seedy kebab post-drinking. Qual day I reckon.

And who said you had to be a baller to do stuff on your birthday?