27 Oct 2020
Overview
  • From copping the wobbly table to becoming starvin', this is every thought that runs through your head during an exam. 😂

I’ve written my name down. Step one done and dusted. I’m an absolute legend. 

I’ll just turn the page and suss out question one. I got this I got this I got this.

Nope, I take that back. I don't got this. I'll just read the question again. AGH! It's not sinking in. PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER. You can DO THIS.

Ok no, it’s fine, I just have to break down the question. Alright now let’s get writing. Oh, jeez, my handwriting is a hot mess. Mother TRUCKER I have the wobbly table!! WHY ME?! What did I do to deserve this!??!! 🥵

@milligram96 good luck to all the year 12 students sitting exams this week!! 💛💛 #hsc #vce #exam #nsw #australia #highschool #year12 ♬ original sound - Millie Ford

Hey wait, things are looking up. I’m really powering through this. Good university degree here I come!!!! Bugger, my pen has run out of ink.

One hour in. Surely not. That's not how time works. Oh man, why is everyone writing so quickly? I feel like I'm way behind everyone else. Wait, what page is everyone else on?? Maybe I can just cheekily look around and try to see what page everyone else’s up to just for a guideline… No, it’ll look like I’m copying the people around me. 

Wow, I’m fangin’ for a feed. I’m keen for a burrito after this, NO STOP LETTING YOUR MIND DRIFT. Back to the exam. 🧐

For real, my teacher didn’t cover any of this. I can’t answer that question, or that one, or that one. No one else seems to be as lost as me though. It'd be so cool right now if I could read people's minds and then just copy their answers. Look, there's Sofia and there's Jordan, the two smartest people in the year. I could just copy them with my telepathy. Wow, look at the ferocity in their eyes. You can already tell they’re gonna nail this. How do I channel that?

Oh, but if I could read minds, I would only want it in exams. I don’t want that responsibility all the time, oh NO, we're TWO HOURS IN. That clock is stressing me out. 🤧

People are starting to look at me because my stomach sounds like it hasn't eaten for days. Before the next exam, I need to eat a bigger breakfast.

Wow, my hand is cramping up. Ooo I should draw some smiley faces to make the examiners like me more.

@milligram96 was tagged to do the aussie version! inspired by the brilliant @benwardle_ #highschool #school #exam #year12 #hsc #vce #study #australia ♬ original sound - Millie Ford

Why is that person leaving? Are they done? Oh man, I still have 2 pages left. I need to check through my answers as well! AGH!

10 minutes left. No, that can't be right. I guess my rumbling tummy begs to differ. Ok quickly just finish this last question and voila. We never have to think about this subject again.

DONE! YES! YES! GET ME A FREAKING BURRITO. I think I went well. I just can't discuss answers with Sofia or Jordan because then I'll realise that every answer I gave was probably wrong. Ignorance is bliss.