Easy Pick Up Lines That Work

Sorry but you're not gonna find lines like "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" on here. Maybe pick-up line isn't the right term for what I'm sharing today. These are just ice-breakers I use when I'm out and about, at a club, gig or party especially, and spot a funky specimen.

They're simple. Easy. And trust me, they work. 😉

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1. Do I know you?

Works every time. Do you actually know them? 100% not. But this brings up intrigue. Confusion. And of course ✨conversation✨For example:

You: Do I know you? You look so familiar. 🧐

Them: Ugh, I'm not sure. I don't think so... 

You: You work at that pub in Newtown don't you? 

Them: Haha no I don't. But I do go to a lot of gigs there. 

You: Oh did you see Amyl and the Sniffers the other night? 

Them: No! I really wanted to go to that! I was working. 

You: Oh damn. Where do you work? 

Dude. It works. The conversation flows as you continue to go through the potential times you could have met. "Do you know Michalea?" "Did you go to that party two weeks ago?" "Do you come to the cinema a lot? I work there."... You're getting to know each other through a white lie. Then, when you get married, you can finally come clean and say "I knew for a fact that I'd never met you before." You're welcome. 

2. Odds on

I'm always looking for someone fun and what better way to find them than starting with a cheeky game of odds on. "Odds on out of 10, you do the WAP dance in the middle of that group D&M there" or "odds on out of 20 you jump in the pool".

Beware, you might cop the next round so tread lightly. 

Then later on you can do the classic "odds on you kiss me". It all comes full circle. God I'm good.

3. Nice shirt

A tried and true classic. Ways you can amp this up:

If it's a band shirt: "I love that band" or "I'm seeing them everywhere - this is a sign that I need to listen to them". Hopefully, they go on about how much they froth them or how they just bought it in an op shop and have no idea who they are then keep yapping away.

If it's just an average shirt: "It really brings out your eyes" and then wink. Maybe make sure it's coloured at least. I dunno if a plain white tee can do that. 

4. Do you mind taking a pic of us?

If you're with a mate or two, approach the person you fancy, pass them your phone and ask kindly if they wouldn't mind taking a photo of you guys. Look, I'd rather peel the skin from my body than pose for photos buuut this is such an easy way to start a convo. Especially if they're in a group and you're in a group. Badda bing badda boom. 

5. What's your star sign?

I'm not really into star signs. But seriously, whenever I ask this, people always say "guess." Aquarius? Leo? Cancer? Pisces? Taurus? Oh, I knew it was Taurus. Hahaha. Then completely make up some BS - are you getting the sense that I love some BS sprinkled in my pick-up lines? BS'ing was how I got through school exams and now it's getting me through my love life. But I swear once the pick-up-line period is over, NO MORE BS! Be yourself pls.

"Do you struggle to admit that you're wrong? My Taurus mates are so like that" Make some BS up - I don't have any Taurus friends! Talk about a character quirk. Ask for their birthday. Get them to guess your star sign. It's so easy. 

Now go forth and pick 👏 up 👏.