30 Jan 2016

Everybody brace yourselves. A new school year has begun. No this is not a drill. Grab your bunsen burners and arm yourselves with 30cm rulers (none of this 15cm shit), because we’ve got a real battle on our hands. Dangers include early morning alarms, sweaty bus rides home and a never-ending stream of homework and assignments that will make you want to stick a pen through your ear. Good luck, my comrades, and godspeed.

1. When you’re enjoying your summer holidays like…

summer

2. …But then all of a sudden it hits you that school is about to start

winteriscoming

3. And you haven’t done any of your holiday assignments

4. So all you do is watch Netflix

nextep

5. Until it’s the day before and you end up like this

stressed

6. When your Mum wakes you up on the first day of school

slumber

7. And you’re eating breakfast like…

cryeating

8. But you still want to look fresh

clothes

9. When you’re finally ready to go

10. But you’ve spent so long getting ready that you end up running late

Late

11. Seeing your friends again be like

friends

12. Seeing your teachers again be like

puck you with a p

13. Just trying to get through the day…

coffee

14. Cause Maths class is all like

Math Class

 15. When the last bell rings, everyone just wants to get home

stampede

16. But that’s when you realise you have to get up tomorrow and do it all over again

hatemylife